I Have To Buy Tighter Stretchy Pants

I Hate It When You Forget To Do The Laundry

To Cross This Bridge, You Must Please Me Three Times

This Is Where My Walnut A Day Goes

"Come Hither," She Demanded

Her Arms Aren't Where Her "Guns" Are

Oooo! I Just Love Surprises!

Shine On, Tender Soul, Shine On

Knock, Knock Mister Neighbor

She's Cool...She Wears Sunglasses Inside

Wanna Try With Me To Make Her Smile? I Bet We Could Do It!

One, Two I'm Coming For You ; Three Four Better Open The Door

The Goddess Of All Things Sexy In Human Form

If She's Going For A Run, I Hope Those Puppies Are Taped!

So If I Stare At The Bird For 5 Minutes, I'll Become A Millionaire?

I Know You're Looking At Me, But I'm Looking Over There

Tan, Fit, And Ready To Be Enjoyed

Can I Get Some Whipped Cream To Go?

Sharp Nose, Even Sharper Body

I'd Love To See Her Hair Down As Long As It Didn't Cover That Gorgeous Top

Hmmm...Should I Workout Alone Or Call You Over?

I Bet Her "Hunger Games" Are Fun! Doesn't She Look Like Her?

If She Reads, I'd Marry Her!

How Come I Never Look This Good During A Workout?

I Bet She Has A Sexy Accent

Mirage Or Reality? Who Cares!

She Better Never Lose That Bottom!

She Puts Me In A Relaxing Mood

Roses Are Black

That Zipper Must Be Glued

I Want Her To Come Over Like This

She Would Please Me

With A Body Like This, You Can Be A Little Crazy

Why Yes, I Do Have Great Posture

I Wonder If Anything On Her Shakes?

Thick And Creamy

Perfect Pose Leaves Me Tingling

Touchdown!

Her "Leopards" Don't Look Too Dangerous

I'll "Seal" Her Fate

Elegance, Chocolate And Vanilla Swirl Style

Table For One!

She'd Tickle You With Everything She Has!

She Needs To Do More Than Just Hold Up Her Head!