She'd Be Good Around The House...She Can Reach The High Cabinets

I Guess Orange Is The New Black

Conveniently Placed Zipper

Who Said Flashdance Wasn't Sexy

No Outside Stimulation Needed

Mickey Mouse Or Princess Leia?

Sexy Air Guitar

I Left My Keys Inside

That Bathroom Is Too Small For Those

I Just Love All Three Of These Colors Together

Unbalanced Sexiness

If Those Are Icicles, Than Those Must Be Snowballs

Okay, My Eyes Are Closed...Where's My Surprise? What Was That Sound?

I Told You Purple Went Great With My Hair

Did The Front Of My Blouse Rip? I'm Afraid To Look.

Do I Win Since You'll "Love" Me Anyway?

Let's Play A Game...And Leave The Window Open...

I Knew This Swim Top Couldn't Hold What I Got

Fit, Tall, And Hot

Wouldn't It Be Nice If We Were Actually Seeing Double?

Island Goddess Shines Even In The Shade

She's Arching Her Back Purposely, I Bet

Her Compass Is In Her Belly

She Was Caught Redhanded

See, No Sand!

It Just Won't Stay Up, But I Know You Will

She Reminds Me Of A Willy Wonka Golden Ticket!

Too Cool For School, For Sure!

Get. Inside. Right. Now.

She Doesn't Care About Stretching Out Her Top

Wanna Go For A Little "Ride"?

She's Quite "Biting"

Seems Like A Popular Pose Lately

Still Don't Get Sunglasses Inside

Hey, It's A Flower Wearing A Flower!

She Needs To Use Better Dryer Sheets

There's No Spot There!

And She Reads!

That Wallpaper Has To Go! But She Can Stay...

So Blessed!

Oh, You Caught Me By Surprise During My Morning Posing

I Remind You Of Star Trek? I'm Out Of This World? Dork.

Don't You Just Love A Frontal Wedgie?

Oh, You Know You Can Taste Them Too

Can You Come Over And Play?

Don't Waste Your Kisses On A Phone!

If She Wears Leg Warmers, I'm In!

Aren't Selfies Just Wonderful?