WELCOME TO MY SEXY HAVEN!

Three simple words poetically describe the action, the setting, and the preparation for the most natural and passionate act known to all living creatures. As the sexiest lyrical line ever crooned in one of my most favorite country songs spawns the creation of this pictorial land of hotness and passion, I believe the title is self-explanatory so I know you can imagine the utter beauty your eyes will behold as you navigate through each and every one of these visually musical splendors.

Thursday, September 23, 2021

So Flat, You Could Use It As A Level


I think I know what a level is, but I'm not really sure, but I do know you need it to be flat to level stuff. I got a new washer a few years back and the guy came to install it and had a really tough time levelin' it out, his words not mine, because the floors were all bowed and stuff. He finally got it but sometimes it walks when I do a really big load. And when it walks, it sometimes moves the water tube out of the tub, and the water goes everywhere! It stinks, but that's life. Maybe if I invite this gal over to lay down next to my washer, I could really get the dang thing right!
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